Friday, October 20, 2006

UNLEASHING a PLAGUE of WITCHES

Dario Argento's near mythic career has been pretty darn varied (he got his start by co-writing Sergio Leone’s uber-western ONCE UPON a TIME in the WEST alongside none other than Bernardo Bertolucci) but recently he's made a few real stink-bombs. I mean, I just can't tell you how depressing it was to see a mess like THE CARD DEALER. I have a lot of respect for Dario Argento, so much so in fact that it’s painful to see him peddling shit. Seriously, I even have a weak spot for his decidedly apeshit cinematic offerings—read: PHENOMENA (also know as CREEPERS). But yesterday I heard (via variety) that he's gearing up to make an English-language language giallo pic called THE MOTHER of TEARS, which will supposedly be the closing chapter in his famous and infamous THREE MOTHERS TRILOGY, whose pervious entries were SUSPIRIA and INFERNO.


Shooting is slated to begin on Oct. 30 in Rome (where else would Argento shoot) so as to appropriately mark Dario Argento's return to the slasher-style (meaning: BIRD WITH THE CRYSTAL PLUMAGE and or DEEP RED) filmmaking that won the man his internatinal cult following.




More importantly, Dario’s unbelievably hot daughter, Asia, (of NEW ROSE HOTEL, LAND of the DEAD and shortly Marie Antoinette fame) will again star for her father, (whom she boast has had her raped but never killed in a film) along with BLADE’s Udo Kier Massimo Sarchielli (Under the Tuscan Sun) and The Bible’s Philippe Leroy. By the way Asia will play an American art student who unwittingly unleashes a plague of witches on Rome by opening an ancient urn.


Won’t that be just plain f@#king lovely to see?

Thursday, October 19, 2006

THAT DREADED NIGHT WHEN HER LOVER BECAME A MADMAN!

I’d like to invite you take a walk with me through the gaslight.


“Perhaps you prefer a gentleman. One of those fine-mannered and honorable gentlemen. Those panting hypocrites who like your legs but talk about your garters.”


Though some prefer Spencer Tracy turn in the 1941 version of the tale, for my money the best adaptation of Robert Louis Stevenson’s short novel Dr. Jekyll and Mr.Hyde was Rouben Mamoulian’s 1932 tour de force featuring Fredric March as gentle Dr. Henry Jekyll, whose experiments release his id, the completely unrestrained Hyde. Sophisticated camera & narrative technique by Mamoulian, who turned this classic horror tale into a testbed for groundbreaking technical resourcefulness and imagination. March won a well-deserved Oscar; Miriam Hopkins, as the prostitute, Ivy, is nearly as good. Her moments with Jekyll are sweet; with Hyde, terrifying. The denouement of the Ivy/Hyde relationship is profoundly upsetting today; I cannot begin to imagine how it affected audiences in 1932. Pleasing support by elegant Rose Hobart, as Jekyll’s patient and eventually tragic fianceé.

“Oh, God. This I did not intend. I saw a light but did not know where it was headed. I have tresspassed on your domain. I've gone further than man should go. Forgive me. Help me!”


NOTE:
When MGM produced its not-bad version, with Spencer Tracy, in 1941, it made all prints of Paramount’s Fredric March version “disappear,” as it did not wish unfavorable comparisons. It was not until many years later that the March version was once again available for viewing.

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

LEONARDO da VINCI, AND THE RENAISSANCE


Just felt like sharing a bit, so here goes...

"Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."


Carol Reed’s THE THIRD MAN is one of those films that basically amounts to the perfect externalization of its character's insides. Shadow-strewn and bombed out, post WWII Vienna does a perfect imitation of Joseph Cotton and Orson Welles as they spar, not over moral grounds, but rather because Orson's on the run and Joe's in love with his girl - she's clearly still in love with Orson. He's an amoral self-involved murderer but she doesn't care an neither does Joe. But the fact that his "best friend's" still above the dirt, after supposedly being murdered, is making it fairly difficult for Joe to separate his bud's girl from her skirt. So Joe feeds his pal to the cops, chases him down into "hell", then plugs 'em. Perfectly reasonable considering the "profile" of the girl in question - but she hates him for it, even though it literally saves her life, (haven't we all been there?) and so do we.

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

WE CAN LIVE WITHOUT WORKING!

Everyone who might happen across this here film-related blog already knows that there are literally hundreds of hours (maybe even thousands of hours) of virtually un-watchable films that general consensus tends nevertheless to regard as classic examples of the art-form, (the remake of BEN HUR springs immediately to mind). But occasionally there are classic gems that are largely unknown (PEEPING TOM and SHOCK CORRIDOR) spring immediately to mind). My personal favorite among that latter group may very well be a little known film noir directed by self-described blue-eyed devil Joseph H. Lewis called GUN CRAZY and or Deadly Is the Female alternatively but probably better known as BONNIE and CLYDE. (I mean that both facetiously and seriously – as Arthur Penn’s film honestly appears to have eclipsed its better and predecessor in our collective cinematic memory.)

That’s one cultural oddity of fate that I will now briefly attempt to rectify.

No seriously …I’m really going to do just that right here and right now.

“Bart, I've been kicked around all my life, and from now on, I'm gonna start kicking back.”


Like I “said,” it was 1949 when a spindly, weakly handsome post-war American male named Bart (John Dall) who loved guns, met carnival pistolero and dangerously liberated post war female Annie Laurie Starr (Peggy Cummins). You figure out it’s all over quick because of that gleam in little Laurie’s eye isn’t just lust, it’s greed and a murderously sexualized anger that overwhelms Bart and draw the couple into crime, violence, and unavoidable doom. (don’t forget: GUN CRAZY’s original-release title was Deadly is the Female.) It’s a low-budget take on the true story of Bonnie and Clyde is as fiercely sexual as a film from the Hayes code era as you’re ever likely to see, and it’s all expressed sans glimpses of flesh, with a palpable, animal longing that vibrates off any screen you happen to catch the film on whenever the well-matched protagonists are together—which is for practically every second of GUN CRAZY’s 86-minutes.


“It's just that some guys are born smart about women and some guys are born dumb.”


GUN CRAZY’s masterful set pieces—most notably Bart and Laurie’s robbery of a meat-packing payroll office; the celebrated bank robbery sequence, filmed in a continuous take without a single cut; and the finale in a misty swamp--excite cineastes, and rightly so, but my favorite moment is when Bart and Laurie decide to take separate cars and temporarily split up. They peel off in opposite directions, and slam the brakes simultaneously, as if the ESP of lust and pathological dependency has spoken to them at the same moment. They wheel their big cars around in the highway and meet in the center of the road to hungrily embrace through the cars’ open windows. The two have become one; that’s how they’ll live, and that’s how they’ll die. Actor John Dall had been impressive in Hitchcock’s Rope wherein Hitchcock interpreted Dall’s blatant homosexual-vide as a “weakness” that could be exploited to produce queasy screen effects.

“Honey, I'll make money like you want me to. Big money. But it takes time, you gotta give me time.”


“You'll never make big money. You're a two-bit guy.”


From one end of GUN CRAZY to the other the matter of weakness is debatable, of course, but there’s no denying that Bart, though heterosexual, is a pliable fellow whose desire for Laurie is an unhealthy transmutation of his immature obsession with firearms. He’s clearly a fetishist--a cheeky notion for a film made in 1949. British actress Peggy Cummins had been brought to Hollywood by Fox in 1946 to star in Forever Amber, but her footage was scrapped after a few weeks and THE MARK of ZORRO’s Linda Darnell assumed the role. Cummins found herself on the low-budget slope, which was unfortunate for her but good for the rest of us; her interpretation of Laurie as 110 pounds of pheromones in the shape of a woman is sexually exciting and intimidating. We soon realize that Laurie’s basically insane, a sweet young demon and although Bart finally realizes it, too, he remains at her side, as much lamprey as lover. Lewis’s direction is inventive and efficient, aided by Russell Harlan’s fine monochrome photography.

“I saw the two of you, the way you were looking at each other tonight, like a couple of wild animals. Almost scared me.”


By the way GUN CRAZY is has become primary foundation of a robust Joseph Lewis cult of cinephiles, and presages some of the tone and stylistics of his later noir, 1955’s The Big Combo.

Monday, October 16, 2006

THAT LIAR'S KISS THAT SAYS I LOVE YOU

You think our modern world is rife with unprecedented dangers, out of control and more than less overwhelmed by sheer insanity of modernity? You think the Eisenhower era was a paradise of pearl necklace bound housewives doing their chores in easy access skirts and high-heels? You’re wrong.

The 50s had its fair share of cesspools too. Here’s a case in point:

“Do me a favor, will you? Keep away from the windows. Somebody might... blow you a kiss.”

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Back in 1955 director Robert Aldrich and inspired screenwriter A. I. Bezzerides, adapted Mickey Spillane’s hugely successful but inferior novel Kiss Me Deadly. The coveted heroin that motivates the action of the book is replaced with “the great whatsit,” a mysterious, leather-wrapped metal box that is warm to the touch. A lot of people want it, but why? “Bedroom dick” Mike Hammer senses easy money when he is drawn into the chase in a perversely sideways fashion, and abandons his lucrative divorce-case activities to claim his piece of the pie. Only trouble is that Hammer isn’t nearly as smart as he imagines, and although he leaves a trail of dead and crippled bodies in his wake, he succeeds only in dooming himself and precipitating a literal apocalypse.

“They? A wonderful word. And who are they? They're the nameless ones who kill people for the great whatsit. Does it exist? Who cares? Everyone everywhere is so involved in the fruitless search for what? Why don't you turn her over to Pat? It's his job to protect her, if she needs protection. Or to question her if that's what's needed. Why are you always tryin' to make a noise like a cop?”


Ferociously directed by Aldrich, one of Hollywood’s true iconoclasts: tilt shots, unorthodox POV shots, low angles, high angles--it all comes together in a sinister, crazily beautiful black-and-white mosaic, impeccably shot by Ernest Laszlo. Even the opening credits crawl up the screen in reverse. Never have beatings, car crashes, torture with pliers, pimping, struggles in the surf, battered faces, finger-breaking, exploding buildings, death by crushing--you name it--looked as creepily seductive. The film’s violence gets into your pores and you want more. Ralph Meeker’s sharply dressed Hammer is remarkable in his cockiness; on the street, mano y mano, he’s a gladiator, but when Hammer enters the whatsit’s world of dark politics and metaphysics (with Bezzerides’s ruminations on pain, fate, death, myth, even the nature of art), he’s pathetically out of his depth, and you cringe when it belatedly dawns on him.

“Look Mike, I like you. I like the way you handle yourself. You seem like a reasonable man. Why don't we make a deal. What's it worth to you to drag your considerable talents back to the gutter you crawled out of.”


Fine supporting performances from Cloris Leachman (the running girl who’s naked beneath her raincoat); Maxine Cooper (as Hammer’s sexy F-buddy/gal Friday, Velda); an even sexier Marian Carr (as a literal Friday, the requisite crimelord’s bored sister who pouts to Hammer, “Won’t you be my friend?”); and Gaby Rogers (as the somnambulistic schemer aptly described by the late critic Carlos Clarens as “a birdbrained Pandora”). And Albert Dekker’s Dr. Soberin, a pretentious intellectual with the killer instinct of a well-dressed wolverine, is one of Hollywood’s most off-putting villains. (He’s not as smart as he thinks, either!).


“Yeah, but what’s in it?”

“The head of Medusa. That's what's in the box, and who looks on her will be changed not into stone but into brimstone and ashes. But of course you wouldn't believe me, you'd have to see for yourself, wouldn't you?”


There’s also a peculiar but appropriately eerie score by frequent Aldrich collaborator Frank DeVol. In all, a towering achievement that, as is well known, greatly influenced the direction of the French nouvelle vague, and must surely be represented on the short list of truly great American movies.